Saturday, November 22, 2008

Big things.

Dear Emi:

A matching velour track suit changes everything.


Friday, November 21, 2008


Dear Emi:

Is this man beautiful?

Or kinda fugly?

I can't tell. Please help.


Monday, November 3, 2008

A memory book.

Dear Emi:

This was my favorite man.

He collected peoples stories. I think that everyone who reads this should document their feelings about something in their life (in a paragraph or three). It should be something that is tethered to this election, economy or time in the world. Send them to me. I'll post them here.

RIP Studs Terkel. I wish he could have told the story of this election.

From New York,

Yes we will.

Dear Emi:

If this happens, I'm entirely confused about how one is suppose to celebrate this. Dinner party? Parade? Buck naked running down Fifth Avenue? Polar bear swimming? Key party?